You Know You're A WWE Fan When...

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I saw this on WWE Universe today, and wanted to share this! Enjoy!

Michelle

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A WWE FAN WHEN…

1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!

2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.

3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.

4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.

5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"

6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.

7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.

8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"

9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".

10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.

11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!

12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.

13) You know that Edge is PG-13.

14) You've watched Doom and the Marine.

15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.

16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"

17) When you talk to someone you say WHAT! after everything they say!

18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.

19) You lie, cheat, and steal.

20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007. (A/N: Did any of you did that?)

21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.

22) You know where Hell is...IN A CELL!!!

23) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.

24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.

25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.

26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes the wedding.

27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.

28) If your iPod is on shuffle you get a Superstar/Diva theme song every third song.

29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.

30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.

31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.

32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.

33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights.

34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.

35) The tags of all of your shirts have a WWE Symbol on them.

36) You can name more wrestlers then family members. (A/N: Very true...)

37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"

38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.

39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.

40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is because its never where you live!

41) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.

42) When you see someone bending over you think of punting them in the head.

43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.

44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.

45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.

[razorbackfan]

Ok I read that and it's sad now because I know I'm a BIG FAN of WWE !!

That was way to funny !!