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arsenic

Posted by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 5:45 AM
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A lady walks calmly into the local drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks, "Ma'am, what in the world do you want with arsenic? ".

The lady says, "To kill my husband." She's very matter-of-fact about it, almost unconcerned with his protests.

"I certainly can't sell you any for that reason!" Cries the druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a Polaroid photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position, and shows it to the druggist. The man is, of course, her husband... and the lady is the druggist's wife!

He looks at the photo for a long second, and then says, " Oh,..... Okay -- I didn't know you had a prescription!"


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by on Jul. 25, 2007 at 5:45 AM
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charcoledaisy
by on Aug. 6, 2007 at 2:30 PM
WICKED funny!
wechee
by on Aug. 7, 2007 at 2:31 AM
gnat-elle
by on Aug. 10, 2007 at 9:38 AM
roflmao!
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