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About The Non-Domestic Goddess Club

Well smack my @$$ and call me Betty Crocker on your way to call the fire department!

I’m what you would call a Non-Domestic Goddess or as others may refer to it as an "UnDomestic Goddess". If left alone in the kitchen, I could burn water.

Fly-Lady? Fo’get about it! The closest to flying this lady gets is the unavoidable high from nail polish.

Do you have dust bunnies for pets?

Mystery meatloaf in the fridge?

Blackened cookware hiding in the oven waiting for everyone to leave so you can throw them away?

Start a new fashion trend by wearing unmatched socks cause either A) the washer ate the mate or B) you can’t find the mate after scouring through the 100+ unmated socks sitting in the basket.

Do you take phone messages in crayon because the gnomes have taken off with every last darn pen in the house?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then The Non-Domestic Goddess Club wants you!

Group Owner: Emjay
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You can always find this group with the following URL:
http://www.cafemom.com/group/TNDGC