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My home is decorated in dust-- dust is a protective coating on the furniture-- keeps it from getting scratched! I have furballs under the bed and along the baseboards-- enough to make several more cats! My carpet used to be a nice cream color-- now's it's more gray-- SOO many stains!! Bathroom floor got SO dirty with the litter box in there that it's now PERMANENTLY stained-- even bleach won't remove the stain! I hate clutter, but have NO IDEA what to do with all the CRAP in my house!

I second what everyone has said before me!
Only thing I could add is you know you have a bunny problem when the cat hisses at the dust bunnies coming out from under the furniture.
You know what does it - I don't know what is going on out there trully. I am in my craft room and that is good enough.
Seriously my husband hired a live-in maid. A friend needed a place to stay and she can if she cleans. Awesome in my opinion. So the house is actually clean but that is not my doing. I don't really care.
Before the laundry got done when I peed and that was it. I love to cook and only did the dishes then and only if I was in a good mood (usually am). And I only power cleaned for company. That involved shoving things into closets.
Finally I threw out 3/4 of what we owned so it would make life easier on us. Now it looks clean because we are minimalists. But don't look in the craft room because that is so not minimalist.
Quoting momtoezzie:
I've never had to clean anything in my life. My mom still, to this day, cleans everything for me. I don't even know where to start! My mom even does all of our laundry. :o
Can i borrow your mom??????
Why I qualify...I do dishes once a week in my dishwasher. the ones that are too gross i just throw away. we use a lot of paper plates and plastic silverware. I have cooked a total of three meals in five months. I pretty much eat ramen noodles or tortilla shells during the week when i am here for lunch by myself. or i sneak off to DQ for a chicken wrap. not sure this is baby friendly since im six months pregnant. I have a never ending pile of dirty clothes that become a perpetual basket of unfolded clean clothes. they recycle weekly and never make it to the dressers. my childrens beds are piled with clean clothes that need to be hung. my bed no longer has a sheet on it its on the floor and i just cant seem to pull it back up. I havent seen my bathroom or living room floor in weeks, maybe months. I keep planning to clean the house and clean out the would be babys room but i just cant seem to do it. my baby may never get a crib or anything else set up. i am running out of time. i want to put the xmas tree up the day after thanksgiving but cant find the floor in living room to be able to assemble it. i am willing to get a full time job just so i can afford to hire a maid. right now i work parttime subbing at schools and delivering food to the elderly.
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