The Non-Domestic Goddess Club
Well smack our asses and call us Betty Crocker on your way to call the fire department!
We're what you would call Non-Domestic Goddesses or as others may refer to us as "Domestically Challenged" or even "UnDomestic Goddesses". If left alone in the kitchen, we could burn water.
Fly-Lady? Fo’get about it! The closest to flying these ladies get is the unavoidable high from our nail polish.
Do you have dust bunnies for pets? Mystery meat in the fridge? Or how about blackened cookware hiding in the oven waiting for everyone to leave so you can throw them away?
Start a new fashion trend by wearing unmatched socks cause either A) the washer ate the mate or B) you can’t find the mate after scouring through the 100+ unmated socks sitting in the basket?
Do you take phone messages in crayon because the gnomes have taken off with every last pen in the house?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, The Non-Domestic Goddess Club wants you!
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Welcome to The Non-Domestic Goddess Club
TNDGC GUIDELINES
Your first stop once agreeing to these Guidelines will be our Table of Contents. This is where you will find quick links to TNDGC’s important information.
All TNDGC's Announcements can be found in our Newbie Tavern subforum.
Be Respectful:
Diversity is what makes the world go round. We are a collective group of Goddesses with different backgrounds, opinions, and experiences. Please be respectful of each individual's inner goddessness. This includes no snarkiness! We love good humored sarcasm but will not tolerate flaming on any level.
It is okay to disagree, just disagree with respect. We are not a debate group. If you would like a good debate, PM our owner and she will refer you to a group that may be better suited for you.
Adult Content:
Any posts that can be construed as adult or offensive in nature must be posted in our Goddesses Uncensored forum.
NO nudity…This includes but not limited to cartoon characters, baby bottoms over 6 mo of age, & sexual innuendos.
Cursing is permitted only in Goddesses Uncensored.
We do NOT allow cursing or adult content in signatures in our other subforums so please check your siggy!
Chat:
TNDGC chat is available 24/7 for our Goddesses. You may open the chat room at anytime if there is no one currently in the room, you may make a post stating you're opening the room.
Censored Chat must maintain a PG-13 (no cursing, adult content) chat atmosphere and is during daytime hours.
UnCensored Chat may consist of an R rating (cursing, adult content) chat atmosphere during evening hours.
Bulletins:
Be sure to regularly check your Bulletins folder for TNDGC's member news.
Advertising:
We do NOT enjoy SPAM!!! Do NOT spam this forum! Violators will be immediately removed and reported.
You may place your business ad, group promotions, charitable requests, and off site linking to voting contests in our Goddess Endorsements forum.
All CafeMom Guidelines are to be adhered and admin will enforce.
Feel free to add GoddessAdmin to your friends list to stay up-to-date on Goddess News and get sneak peeks into upcoming Goddess Events.
Automated Group Removal:
Please be aware that we do want TNDGC to be an active group. Our group settings have been set to remove members who have not visited our group within a 90 day period. To remain a member, you are not required to post (although we do love to hear from you) but you do have to visit the group at least once every 90 days. In addition, you will also be auto removed from GoddessAdmin's friend list.
If you happen to be removed by the automated system, Please know you are welcome back here at anytime!
Thanks so much for joining TNDGC and being a valuable member. We look forward to many laughs, tears, and sharing.
~*Goddess Admin*~
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