I'm listening to the radio and they are talking about a couple. They went hunting and he shot her!
He said, "I thought she was a wild hog"
It is funny BUT not at the same time.
They went hunting, they had split up and he shot her. He said he heard a noise and shot. The police think, due to other things that happened prior to the shooting, that he planned to kill her but missed and used the "I thought she was a wild hog" to cover up the real reason.
The question was, Would you forgive him and go home with him when released from the hospital? Would you believe the story or think he was out to kill you?