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LAUGH FOR FRIDAY

Posted by on Jun. 15, 2012 at 11:37 AM
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In case you were thinking of placing one, this is what the descriptions really mean:


WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS   (how to interpret)

40-is                       -              49

Adventurous     -              Slept with Everyone

Athletic                -              No boobs

Average Looking -            Ugly

Beautiful              -              Pathological Liar

Contagious Smile -           Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure -       On antianxiety meds

Feminist               -              Fat, no makeup

Free Spirit           -              Almost homeless

Fun                        -              Annoying

New Age             -              Lots of body hair

Open Minded    -              Desperate

Outgoing             -              Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate          -              Sloppy Drunk

Professional       -              Bitchy and Obsessed

Voluptuous        -              About 200 pounds

Large Frame       -              About 300 pounds

Wants Soul Mate -           Stalker

 


by on Jun. 15, 2012 at 11:37 AM
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LadySaphira
by Lisa on Jun. 15, 2012 at 12:43 PM

LOL

CoeyG
by on Jun. 15, 2012 at 3:49 PM
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So that makes me Voluptuous, feminist, average looking and over 40ish LOL

CoeyG
by on Jun. 15, 2012 at 5:04 PM
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DesignGirl450
by Lynda on Jun. 15, 2012 at 5:05 PM


Quoting CoeyG:

So that makes me Voluptuous, feminist, average looking and over 40ish LOL

You Go Girl!

homeskoolmama
by on Jun. 15, 2012 at 5:25 PM

Never saw myself as a feminist but...

Voluptuous, yep

LOL thanks for the laugh

CoeyG
by on Jun. 15, 2012 at 7:57 PM
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louannwilkins
by Louann on Jun. 15, 2012 at 9:41 PM

sidesplittinglaughterthanks!!

LEK19
by Platinum Member on Jun. 16, 2012 at 10:32 AM

Funny! I thought those personal ads were entertaining enough - now they have an added dimension!

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