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Coofle

Posted by on Aug. 7, 2012 at 6:12 PM
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 Do you know what this word means?  Its an Urban Dictionary word and I found it by accident when I typed in coofle instead of Google.  I got a kick out of it and had to share.

 

1. coofle
F- word
a disguised term for the 'eF' word.
used on forums to tell em to f off
Coofle you!

zomg! coofle coofle coofle!
coofle'n n00bs

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=g4m3rl4nd So if anyone ever tells you to Coofle you will know what they are telling you in a round about way.

The other day I was texting my estheition and my auto correct added hotenannies, It said.  Im sorry I havent hottenannies back to you sooner.  instead of Im sorry I havent gotten back to you sooner. LOL  confused

I would love to hear your fun story like this.

Posted by on Aug. 7, 2012 at 6:12 PM
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nana9106
by Darlene on Aug. 7, 2012 at 6:50 PM
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My daughter text me one time to tell me that I could pick up Savannah on my way home. The auto correct changed Savannah to Cannabis.
So the text read. 'Momma, you can pick up cannabis on your way home. Please tell Cari that sharing is caring LOL'
To that I replied 'I really wouldn't expect for Cari to share her cannabis, but I can try to find some for you....do you have names?'
It was a pretty funny Convo. We still laugh about it.
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CoeyG
by Colleen on Aug. 7, 2012 at 7:16 PM

FUCK

Esmrlda
by Esme on Aug. 7, 2012 at 7:26 PM

 ROTFLMAO  sidesplittinglaughter  Omg thats the best on I have ever heard!!

Quoting nana9106:

My daughter text me one time to tell me that I could pick up Savannah on my way home. The auto correct changed Savannah to Cannabis.
So the text read. 'Momma, you can pick up cannabis on your way home. Please tell Cari that sharing is caring LOL'
To that I replied 'I really wouldn't expect for Cari to share her cannabis, but I can try to find some for you....do you have names?'
It was a pretty funny Convo. We still laugh about it.

 

Esmrlda
by Esme on Aug. 7, 2012 at 7:27 PM

 Lol aaaaand?

Quoting CoeyG:

FUCK

 

CoeyG
by Colleen on Aug. 7, 2012 at 7:57 PM


Quoting Esmrlda:

 Lol aaaaand?

Quoting CoeyG:

FUCK

 

That's what coffle means...and yes I need to crank up my O2 

KittyGram
by Becky on Aug. 7, 2012 at 8:16 PM

My daughter's fiance is from Bosnia, and although they speak English well enough, there are still a lot of things his mom misunderstands.  A few weeks ago, she thought she overheard my daughter telling the brother's girlfriend that the only reason she's taking his last name when they get married, is just in case she ever needs to get child support.  What my daughter REALLY said was that Ramona, who has my daughter's last name rather than her bio father's, wants to take on Mario's last name when he and Kassy get married, so they will hyphenate it, her current last name, dash, his last name.  She continued on, telling the girlfriend that Mario won't adopt, because in all honesty, although Ramona's father would probably reliquish parental rights, but the child support she receives from him helps too much.  His mother misunderstood. 

I was a little bit upset when I heard about that, and I asked my daughter, "Doesn't she realize how often she misunderstands English?"

Well, about a week later, I had to send her a text message about the shower.  I'm still learning how this Swype thing works - I've learned that I really need to start reading my message before sending it!!!!  It was SUPPOSED to say, "Can I drop off some drink supplies tomorrow night?  It's at Kassy's right now and I don't want to take it all the way upstairs (I live in a 3rd floor condo w/ no elevator) at my house just to bring it all the way back down on Saturday morning."  What I wrote was, "....It's at kids now........ at my house just to gabber to bring it all back down on daisy morning."

When I told my boss about it, he asked me if I'm sure that I understand English!!!!

My daughter really gets a kick out of some of my messages to her, because of Swype.  I've deleted it already, but one day last week I messaged her that I'd "get back to her later" about something.  But what I swyped was, "I'll gay back to you later."  She responded with, "Please don't gay back at me!!!"

KittyGram
by Becky on Aug. 7, 2012 at 8:19 PM

Oh, I just found a text:  "I might be going to Starbucks today, I haven't been three in over a week."  She wrote back, "I think it's been longer than that since you were three!"

CoeyG
by Colleen on Aug. 8, 2012 at 1:17 AM


Quoting KittyGram:

Oh, I just found a text:  "I might be going to Starbucks today, I haven't been three in over a week."  She wrote back, "I think it's been longer than that since you were three!"

This is one reason I don't text, and I don't receive them.  They've been known to "reword" texts.  

FHC1
by on Aug. 8, 2012 at 2:28 AM
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Website: damnyouautocorrect.com, I literally laugh out loud.
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DixieL
by Dixie on Aug. 8, 2012 at 4:53 AM


Quoting nana9106:

My daughter text me one time to tell me that I could pick up Savannah on my way home. The auto correct changed Savannah to Cannabis.
So the text read. 'Momma, you can pick up cannabis on your way home. Please tell Cari that sharing is caring LOL'
To that I replied 'I really wouldn't expect for Cari to share her cannabis, but I can try to find some for you....do you have names?'
It was a pretty funny Convo. We still laugh about it.


lol That is something that would be hard to forget

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