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I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids

Posted by on May. 24, 2013 at 11:25 AM
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him.

She says, "Hello!" > He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids!' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with the wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher!...'

by on May. 24, 2013 at 11:25 AM
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stepmominhell
by on May. 24, 2013 at 11:32 AM
Lol
That's a bit embarrassing. Next time it would be good to be quiet and see what they have to say first ... lol

suzeebloch
by Ronna on May. 24, 2013 at 11:34 AM

OMG I love it.  LOL.

Shellness
by on May. 24, 2013 at 11:37 AM

 I've heard that before but told in a different way. I like your version better, lol!

busygramma4
by on May. 24, 2013 at 1:53 PM

Oh wow! Open mouth .....


caro100
by on May. 24, 2013 at 2:01 PM

LOL.

amylulu1
by Amy on May. 24, 2013 at 2:19 PM

AWKWARDDDD!

jabs54
by Jeanine on May. 24, 2013 at 2:26 PM

 sidesplittinglaughter

KittyGram
by Becky on May. 24, 2013 at 4:31 PM

OH NOOOOO!!!  That awkward moment when you mistake your son's teacher for a stripper!!  And then some!  lol!!! 

Maddie24
by Gold Member on May. 24, 2013 at 4:42 PM

 That is TOO Funny!!!

mac1940
by Mary Ann on May. 24, 2013 at 5:22 PM

LOL - what a moment!!

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