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SIMPLE TRUTHS

Posted by on Mar. 30, 2014 at 2:28 PM
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I thought I would share this for a little laugh on a wet Sunday.  


SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
 
SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
But, none of them touch the man's p....s and say, "Good job". 
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
 

by on Mar. 30, 2014 at 2:28 PM
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EireLass
by Platinum Member on Mar. 30, 2014 at 2:45 PM
Haha
DesignGirl450
by on Mar. 30, 2014 at 2:49 PM

So how are you EireLass?   Sorry, I don't know your first name.  Nice that you are back, it seems like you weren't posting for a while.  

Quoting EireLass: Haha


EireLass
by Platinum Member on Mar. 30, 2014 at 3:38 PM
I good. Busy with the dogs, pup. I have a tablet now. It has its good sides and bad. Its a touch screen and that bugs me I think. Its harder to type because its a tiny keyboard, and sometimes just hovering above the screen changes a page. Blah!
Quoting DesignGirl450:

So how are you EireLass? ย  Sorry, I don't know your first name. ย Nice that you are back, it seems like you weren't posting for a while. ย 

Quoting EireLass: Haha

jabs54
by Jeanine on Mar. 30, 2014 at 3:43 PM

           sidesplittinglaughter

mac1940
by Mary Ann on Mar. 30, 2014 at 4:07 PM

Funny but so very true.

LadySaphira
by Lisa on Mar. 30, 2014 at 9:12 PM

LOL

nowynd
by on Mar. 30, 2014 at 10:34 PM

LOL....thanks I needed a giggle.

rosebud727
by Rose on Mar. 30, 2014 at 11:07 PM

Funny!

hugss
by on Mar. 31, 2014 at 12:04 AM

LOL .. like those :)

Cindy18
by Platinum Member on Mar. 31, 2014 at 6:53 AM

sidesplittinglaughter

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