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long time coming, a funny from Ma

Posted by on Sep. 14, 2011 at 8:08 AM
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Observations On Growing Older 

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect! 

~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better! 

~You Forget names ... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!! 

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially Golf. 

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore. 

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed.  It's Called "pre-sleep". 

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch.. 

~You tend to use more 4 letter words ..... "what?"..."when?"... ??? 

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. 

~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!! 

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. 

~Everybody Whispers.
 

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear. 

~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!



                                                                Linda

by on Sep. 14, 2011 at 8:08 AM
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bjfreeman1
by Miller Time,R.I.P. on Sep. 14, 2011 at 8:32 AM

laughingSo true.  I luv your mom's jokes!!

smokeybear
by on Sep. 14, 2011 at 8:40 AM

 rolling on floortoo funny Linda

AndrewsMomPDX
by Christine on Sep. 14, 2011 at 8:56 AM

Ain't that the truth!

KatiesMom63
by Cello Chick on Sep. 14, 2011 at 9:18 AM
How funny!
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GeezLouise41
by on Sep. 14, 2011 at 9:26 AM

rolling on floor

jmpj8107
by Jennifer on Sep. 14, 2011 at 9:34 AM

GREAT!

firemouse23
by Platinum sister on Sep. 14, 2011 at 12:05 PM

laughing

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