meet my pet fish his name is "FLUE"...he's a pacu (relative of the pirhanna)...i've had him for 12 years...he lives in a 90 gallon tank and consumes table food...what i eat...he eats...lol...he loves turkey bacon, bananas, dry oatmeal, and pasta
Wow he is big we used to have some good size fish our friend adopted them. I have a dog her name is lily she's a sweet.
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The brown one is Coco and the cream one is Lulu. They are sisters and we rescued them. Coco sings with us and Lulu loves to eat your ears.
1.Flu shots
Where is the vaccine that makes it impossible to hear another person complain about the flu?
2.Award season
I think I've finally perfected my acceptance speech for when I win an award for my performance in "I never got that text
3.Road rage
The only time I ever contemplate committing crimes is when one too many pedestrians decide to mosey their way across the street.
4.Life isn't fair
When did we all agree that "Life isn't fair" is a perfect excuse to treat people like crap?
5.Morning cycle
By the time I accept the fact that I have to get out of bed in the morning, I already resent that I'll have to get up tomorrow too.
6.Slight differences
My boyfriend seems to think I hold grudges but I like to think of it more as remembering facts.
7.Honesty hour
In 2013 I'm replacing every LOL with SAL for "smiled a little" because I want to be more honest with my friends.
8.Technology advances
I'm still waiting for the day when it isn't rude to text more interesting people at the family dinner table.
9.Married bliss
My husband and I have been together for so long that nouns do not exist in our language. It's either a "thingy" or a "you know".
10.Toddler problems
Can someone explain why the object has to puncture my eyeball every time my toddler wants to show me something?
11.True friendship
The only true friends I have are the ones whose birthdays I remember without Facebook.
12.Lifestyle changes
I didn't make a New Years resolution because at this point I have no intentions on changing my lifestyle.
13.Vices
My conscience is the thing that hurts when my vices have made the rest of me feel great.
14.Past mistakes
I'd like to take this time to apologize sincerely to naps for being such a jerk in kindergarten.
15.Joys of motherhood
In case you're considering motherhood, my daughter just threw a fit for 20 minutes because I wouldn't let her watch Brave for the tenth time today.
16.Holiday hookups
I didn't have any mistletoe this year, so I just kissed my ex under the influence.
17.Friendship
A true friend would never set their ringtone to the same tune as your alarm clock.
18.Calls from home
When we're on the phone my mom likes to play 20 questions, except its 500 questions about why I'm still single.
19.Money problems
The only issue I have with money and wealth is that too much of it belongs to people who aren't me.
20.Internet addictions
No matter how tired I claim to be, if there's a computer in front of me, I will stay up an extra three hours.
LOVE your roommates! And your bright, spotless home.
Happy Birthday Kiemyah
- shadenn766
on Jan. 22, 2012 at 8:41 PM