Just gave a sweet little baby a big ol'......
And boy, was her mom mad!
Ok, so I went with bff to a Cinco de Mustache party (was really bad, that's why I'm already home!) and a new neighbor introduced himself, his wife, and cutie little 7 month old daughter.
People are wearing mustaches, mustache t-shirts, bald guy had one shaved on the back of his head, kids with 'staches, my gf was wearing a pink handlebar mustache... You get the picture.
So new neighbor guy is holding cutie baby girl, and I'm thinking about the eye pencil in my pocket...Hmmm. (Ever see"Addams Family Values"? Yup. You know where I'm going with this!) So I say to the guy, "Do you think your baby needs a mustache??" and I pull out said pencil. (Wife is nowhere around). He says, "Sure she does."
He won't do it, so I do half mustache. Crap. Cutie girl starts Boo-Face. I hand over pencil to new neighbor guy and say, "OK, I'm out. You have to finish! I don't want to make your baby cry!!" So new neighbor guy tries to finish 'stache on his baby. Baby is getting more frustrated.
Another gf comes over, (she knows him, knows he's a total jerk, and knows his wife is a B*TC&H and is going to have a cow when she sees her cutie baby girl disfigured!) and knowing what she does about new neighbor guy, she is MORE THAN HAPPY to lend a hand!!! So she gets last mustache line on cutie baby girl: MUSTACHE COMPLETE!
Baby girl is OK... Her mustache is done and she is now the envy of the party! And she looked hilariously adorable! New neighbor guy goes off to show wife his handy work. He's gone for a few minutes.
When he reappears, he is without baby.
When wife reappears, she is with baby. Baby is without mustache.
Wife is not laughing. And won't look at us. Oops.
I think new neighbor guy may be sleeping on the couch tonight.
And I think some people need to lighten up.
For the record: Had the tables been turned, or the shoe been on the other foot...
MY little cutie baby would have SHOWN UP WEARING A MUSTACHE!