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40ish and beyond... 40ish and beyond...

someone post a funny

Posted by on Jan. 17, 2013 at 3:43 AM
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 I am kinda bummed out.   we need humor.

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rosebud727
by Mac Goddess on Jan. 17, 2013 at 5:42 AM
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby

yupok
by Bronze sister on Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:04 AM
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GRANDMA'S REVENGE

 

When my 3 y/o opened the birthday gift from his grandma, he discovered a water pistol.  He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.  I was NOT so pleased.  I turned to mom and said, "I'm surprised at you.  Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"

 

Mom smiled and replied......"I remember".

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BIRTH CONTROL

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and asked, "You had a great check up. Is there anything you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

"Well," he said, "I'd like to get a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision.  Have you talked it over with your family?"

 

"Yeah.  And they're for it.  15-2."

FiddleCat
by Sister on Jan. 17, 2013 at 6:35 AM
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Why do elephants paint the toenails Red? So they can hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree? See it works.

My mother told me that joke when I was a small kid and I love sharing that joke with kids. You can just see the wheels turning in their brains.

starlight1968
by 40ish hang out queen on Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:49 AM
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starlight1968
by 40ish hang out queen on Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:49 AM
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BL2010
by BL on Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:51 AM
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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

starlight1968
by 40ish hang out queen on Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:52 AM
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 AWW

BL2010
by BL on Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:52 AM
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Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

starlight1968
by 40ish hang out queen on Jan. 17, 2013 at 7:53 AM
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 Big Bang Theory oh lol this one made me giggle...

Hope I gave you a few too !!!

BL2010
by BL on Jan. 17, 2013 at 8:05 AM
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I love this one.

Quoting starlight1968:

 AWW


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