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40ish and beyond... 40ish and beyond...

NaughtyLittleLaugh

Posted by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 1:07 PM
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A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law­ lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law­ said. "I am wearing my love dress."

"Love... dress? But you're naked!" said the mother-in-law.

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

What are you doing?" he asked.

This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said
mjosephine
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 1:07 PM
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firelites
by Anne on Feb. 8, 2013 at 1:21 PM

 Lol

BL2010
by Snookims on Feb. 8, 2013 at 1:38 PM

LMAO... love it!

wearymoon
by Sister on Feb. 8, 2013 at 2:16 PM

LOL that was funny.

RubyQ
by Gold sister on Feb. 8, 2013 at 3:07 PM
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rolling on floorrolling on floor

gonecrazi
by Lucky :) on Feb. 8, 2013 at 4:13 PM

 LMAO!!!!

jmlmomma
by Momma's new BFF on Feb. 8, 2013 at 4:34 PM

haha to funny! 

ashleighmama
by Ash on Feb. 8, 2013 at 5:49 PM
Ha ha! Lmao!
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Brooklynchic
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 6:50 PM

Lol

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