the 1st guy married an italian woman and told her to cook and clean. the first day nothing but the 2nd day he had a hot meal and the house was clean.
the second guy married a polish girl. told her she had to cook, clean , do dishes and laundry. First day nothing , second day improved third day it was finally done.
3rd guy married a redneck girl. told her he wanted a hot meal 3x a day, she had to cook , clean , do laundry and mow the lawn. First day he saw no improvement, second day he could see a little bit of improvement, 3rd day the swelling was down enough he could see to make his own dinner.