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Growing up without a cell phone

Posted by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 6:36 AM
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Growing up without a cell phone

If you are 36, or older, you might think this is hilarious!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTHways...yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!

But now that I'm over the ripe old age of forty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

1) I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

2) There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

3) Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

4) There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself!

5) Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

6) We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it!

7) There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOSH !!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are.

8) And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

9) We didn't have any fancy PlayStation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen.. Forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

10) You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?!

11) There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!

12) And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine that!

13) And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores!

And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were lucky, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place!

See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1970 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd

Sharon

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bahamamama61
by Sister on Apr. 8, 2013 at 6:45 AM
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Hahahahaha, and I miss some of those 'old school' days:)
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dana63
by Momma of 40ish on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:01 AM
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 I miss those days and yes our walkie talkie was tin cans with a long string. I think if we went back to those days the kids would have a cow... LOL

BL2010
by BL on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:46 AM
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Sigh..... Those were the good days......

PinkDragonFly
by Momma's shadow on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:53 AM
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we didn't have to come in until the street lights came on... 

BL2010
by BL on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:54 AM
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Yup, and all our parents did was yell out the window for us.

BL2010
by BL on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:54 AM
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We used to drink water from a garden hose.. Oh no!

BL2010
by BL on Apr. 8, 2013 at 7:56 AM
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This says it all.....


starlight1968
by 40ish hang out queen on Apr. 8, 2013 at 9:03 AM
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 LOL sooo true..and our transportation was roller skates, skateboard or a bike...well your feet too lol..

elm498
by Silver sister on Apr. 8, 2013 at 9:09 AM

Oh so very true!!!!!!  I wish my kids could live the wonderful life I had, without all the spankings!

You have hit the nail on the head!!!!!!

lkane81
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 9:12 AM
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Im 32 and i agree with u even when i was a kid alot of those things were true. I miss those days. We were outside all day unless mom yelled for us to come and eat and in the evening it was eat sit quite while th news played maybr if we were lucky one shoe then bed. If we needed to check in wr had to go ti a payphonr (which are no where now) or use our friends phone
i even remeber the rotary phone wr had one. We ha just enough things to make life easiet but it wasnt overboard and ppl minded their own business.
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