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Does your man fart in front of you??

Posted by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:00 PM
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 There was a time my man would not even fart in front of me. That time was not that long ago. The chain of gross bodily event has reached an all time peak when he actually opened the door so I could  hear him pooh. He walks in on me when I do my private business, I have to lock the door when going to the bathroom as my way of demanding privacy. It gets worse, I won't go into detail, just trust me, it gets worse. Is this a natural manly occurrence, going from gross to grosser? Or, is he losing interest in me and just not caring about what my opinion of him is? For the record though, he could not do anything gross enough to ever lose my love or sexual attraction towards him, that's not the issue here. Just want to know, do all guys do this?

Thank you,

JinMurray

Posted by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:00 PM
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Just_Bethy
by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:03 PM

 Hey tries not to..and I show the same courtesy..Obviously after 14 years there have been times...lol..but we try to be thoughtful of each other....

mhaney03
by Bronze Member on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:04 PM

he farted on me the day we met.

Summersnowflake
by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:05 PM

I think men don't see things the way us ladies do.  They don't seem to mind burping, farting, or whatever around the house.  I wish it wasn't like that.  My husband is the same way!  I keep reminding him to keep his manners but it just seems to go in one ear and out the other.  It really is a big turn off.

xtwilightx
by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:08 PM

i think it's his way of feeling comfortable and relaxed around you. i mean that whole theory that girls don't fart or poop has to come to and end at some point. lol and well for him as well to some degree.

it's funny cause after almost 7 years neither of us care. he still won't poop with me in the room, but farts, they fly and we laugh. maybe we are sick individuals, maybe we just love eachother enough to find humor in that kinda stuff.

mommaduncan2
by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:08 PM

I have been with my husband for 11 years and married for 8...Lets just say that I chased him to the bathroom tonight with febreeze.  It is not a matter of lost attraction it is a matter of comfort.  I won't worry about it, if it really bothers you, then talk with him about it.   

Christy family in the van

SillyRooster
by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:13 PM

My DH & I have an open bathroom door policy & we fart in front of each other.  That's just the way we are.  I don't think I could be with a guy I couldn't fart in front of... makes my tummy hurt. 

steelcrazy
by Silver Member on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:19 PM

My hubby and I agree that when we are going to the bathroom that is a private time and no one is allowed in the bathroom, it's just our personal preferance.  He farts in front of me all the time and I fart in front of him, we burp too.  Now don't get me wrong, we say excuse me and don't go around burping and farting just for the fun of it or to be funny, we do it when it is necessary - it's a perfectly normal bodily function.  IDK - maybe after 15 years of marriage you don't really get bothered by the small things anymore.

ame4c
by Bronze Member on Apr. 11, 2010 at 9:19 PM

Honey, if he farts on you he loves you! LMAO... mine likes to fart and hold my head under the covers.  Then he has farting contests with the kids... UGH..and the dogs....LOL... It's a body function, it happens, why fret over it.

karaa3
by on Apr. 11, 2010 at 10:45 PM

 Mine farts all the darn time! His employees will call me asking me what I fed him cause he ran them out of the offices. Whats really bad is the kids are just as bad.

He is on a cpap machine at night and for those of you who dont know it pushes air into him so he breathes the right way. I started calling him the gas man cause he farts all darn night long. Its really annoying but he cant do anything about it!

joheilismom
by Member on Apr. 11, 2010 at 11:04 PM

i've been with my hubby for 13 years. We fart, burb and poop in front of each other. The only thing that i cant stand that he does in front of me is pick his nose. That is soo gross to me. And i think its becouse i wonder what he does with the buger after he pick it. eeew. other then that we just comfortable with each other that way.

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