You know your a mom...

[stephadams1107]

When getting ready for an all day and night date with your hubby, and you change your outfit 3 times because the first two were not comfortable enough!!

[olliesmommy2]

 Or when puke in your hair doesnt really bother you anymore.

[Holland04]

When you tell other kids in your child's classroom that their shoe is untied or they need to go wipe their noses.

[mariesmama]

after a long day of shopping, your 2 yr old passes out standing up with her head on the couch

[Khepmd]

When you tell your lunch companion you will be right back cuz you need to 'use the potty'. And it's just the two of you!

[Khepmd]

When u look at the thongs and g-strings in your underwear drawer and wonder what on Earth u were THINKING?!

[suziq1982]

You have more toys and kid stuff in your purse than you do your own stuff.

[TC00]

When you buy a car and your decision hinders on how easy it is to get carseats in and out and how many airbags it has.

[Maliksgirl620]

When you sing the theam song to dora or whatever when your at work.

[WandBmamma]

When the kids are gne or in bed and you think its too quiet!

[KylesMom409]

You're too exhausted to even THINK about sex, much less do anything. LOL