I'm just curious. I know I'm not the only one. But 2 days ago my
normally super intelligent husband and I were discussing our birth plan.
I mentioned wanting a doula. He asked what that I was and I explained
it to him. This jackass then proceeds to tell me that I didn't need one
because and I quote, "I had him. And when he was a kid he was there when
cows gave birth to calves on his farm in Australia - so he knew what to
Please share if you have a similarly ridiculous account.