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If You Give A Mom A Muffin

Posted by on Jul. 25, 2012 at 11:02 PM
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 My Life!!! LOL...

If you give a mom a muffin,

She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it

She'll pour herself some

Her three-year old will spill the coffee

She'll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks

She'll remember she has to do laundry

When she puts the laundry in the washer

She'll trip over boots & bump into the freezer

Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan dinner

She will get out a pound of hamburger

She'll look for her cookbook (101 things to make with a pound of hamburger)

The cookbook is sitting under a pil of mail

She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow

She will look for her checkbook

The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year old

She'll smell something funny

She'll change the two-year old

While she is changing the two-year old the phone will ring

Her five-year old will answer & hang up

She'll remember that she wanted to phone a friend to come for coffee

Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup

She will pour herself some

And chances are,

If she has a cup of coffee,

Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it

by on Jul. 25, 2012 at 11:02 PM
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e-doolittle
by Kelly on Jul. 25, 2012 at 11:03 PM

lol

adalynnsmom
by Bronze Member on Jul. 25, 2012 at 11:09 PM

 That is my life minus the two year old.  Though lately I have had my six year old nephew.

barnwell84
by on Jul. 25, 2012 at 11:14 PM

That sounds like my day.

HeathersRich
by Silver Member on Jul. 25, 2012 at 11:20 PM
LOL, so cute
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undecided1
by on Jul. 26, 2012 at 12:25 AM

 That was sooo cute. :)

kandy_cane
by on Jul. 26, 2012 at 12:31 AM

I see this posted in just about all the groups I am in!! Still like it =)

JasonsMom2007
by Lisa on Jul. 26, 2012 at 12:50 AM
Lol
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vermontmoms
by Bronze Member on Jul. 26, 2012 at 2:26 AM
She'll give it back because she already has a muffin top from her pregnancy!
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mumsy2three
by Shauna on Jul. 26, 2012 at 10:27 AM

LOL~ too cute.

whatmynameagain
by Bronze Member on Jul. 26, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Lol! That is cute and true
Add a 4 month old and you have my life:)
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