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Don't Mess With Senior Citizens.....lol

Posted by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 7:10 PM
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A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George .
Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.

"But we didn't use them," the husband said.

"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed topay. As he didn't have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check.
She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am, this is made out for only $50.00."

"That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with senior citizens..... They didn't get there by being stupid.

by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 7:10 PM
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PandorasWorld
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 10:24 PM
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lllllooooollllll i love it that's what that jackass get could you just imagine the smirks on their faces when they got in the car?
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frstldyhmsch
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 10:29 PM
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Hilarious!!!!! I <3 old people!

BlsdWithTwOKids
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 11:12 PM
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lmao yes indeed don't mess with old folks they got years on anyone,I actually saw a video once of two senior citizens in a all out first fight,who knows what it was over,but I agree.









mama.samm.2.3
by on Feb. 7, 2013 at 11:18 PM
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Lmao! That is awesome! Best part is I could totally see my grandparents doing something like that. Oh I love old people.
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CotterpinDoozer
by Silver Member on Feb. 8, 2013 at 12:08 AM
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My Great Grandma was 99, almost 100 when she died. When she was 95 she was shuffling across a cross walk to get into a grocery store and some impatient jackass beeped at her and motioned for her to hurry up. She gave him the finger, called him a bastard, and told him he could wait for as long as she decided to be there. She could take a dump in the middle of the road and he'd just have to wait until she was done. The look on his face was absolutely priceless.


bklynmom5
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 6:43 AM

I needed that chuckle!

merryvoice
by on Feb. 8, 2013 at 6:50 AM
Love it!
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KylesMom409
by Linnette on Feb. 8, 2013 at 6:50 AM
Too funny! LOL
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AmesCSki
by Bronze Member on Feb. 8, 2013 at 6:54 AM
Hahahahaha that is too funny!!!
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WesternNYmom
by Alaina on Feb. 8, 2013 at 7:57 AM

Lol. That is too funny.

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