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Things you never thought you'd say...

Posted by on Jul. 30, 2013 at 7:40 PM
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Things you never thought you would say as a parent or otherwise....


I'll start


(childs name) take my underwear off your head!!


As I'm folding clothes

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EmilyG10
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 12:19 PM

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EmilyG10
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 12:19 PM

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morning_glories
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 1:32 PM

 Please don't sqeeze mommy's boobies. I don't like that.

For some reason my 3 year old thinks that when she sits on my lap she has to sqeeze my boobies while she talks to me. It is funny but it also makes me feel quite uncomfortable. lol

GabbyGirlsMommy
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 1:35 PM
Don't put stickers on the cat.

Don't lick the floor.

Popsicles are not for breakfast.




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EmilyG10
by on Jul. 31, 2013 at 1:55 PM


My son counts mine "one boob two boobs"

I have no idea where he learned that from

Quoting morning_glories:

 Please don't sqeeze mommy's boobies. I don't like that.

For some reason my 3 year old thinks that when she sits on my lap she has to sqeeze my boobies while she talks to me. It is funny but it also makes me feel quite uncomfortable. lol



Briesmom38
by Gold Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:34 PM

Ketchup is not a food group!

** It's 5 O'clock Somewhere **

whatmynameagain
by Bronze Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 2:55 PM
There are amany lot, most recent
" my bra does not belong the cat" and " daughters name ,get out if other daughters butt,"she was pushing her little sisters butt to try to put her in our closet. And "why don't you go play with the laundry." To get my ds away from tormenting his sisters.
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whatmynameagain
by Bronze Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:00 PM
Ha ha. My 3yr old is obsessed with mine too. I bf her younger sister so she tellsme " mamas milk is here( points to my boobs,"" but my milk and daddy's milk is gone."I try to explain usual only mommy who have babies and breastfeed have milk but she insists hers and daddy is just gone. Makes me laugh.


Quoting EmilyG10:


My son counts mine "one boob two boobs"

I have no idea where he learned that from


Quoting morning_glories:

 Please don't sqeeze mommy's boobies. I don't like that.


For some reason my 3 year old thinks that when she sits on my lap she has to sqeeze my boobies while she talks to me. It is funny but it also makes me feel quite uncomfortable. lol





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Briesmom38
by Gold Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:02 PM

Don't eat the fake dog poop it's not a tic tac...

Yes that actually happened.  When my dd was little she had the barbie with the dog that would poop little brown pellets that looked like chocolate tic tacs. 

** It's 5 O'clock Somewhere **

Jinxed8
by Gold Member on Jul. 31, 2013 at 3:30 PM

 hahahahah my daughter had that Barbie too, I know exactly what you're talking about !


Quoting Briesmom38:

Don't eat the fake dog poop it's not a tic tac...

Yes that actually happened.  When my dd was little she had the barbie with the dog that would poop little brown pellets that looked like chocolate tic tacs. 


 

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