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ACTUAL CLASSIFIED ADS!...

Posted by on Jun. 20, 2007 at 11:05 AM
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         ACTUAL CLASSIFIED ADS


The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG


FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG


FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.


1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer


SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.


2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15


TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800


COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES.
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.


FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.


NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"


HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB


GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
 

NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
 

OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB.
100% ITALIAN LEATHER.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.
 

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER


OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS


AND NOW FOR THE BEST OF THE LOT:
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.  Excellent

condition $1,000.00 negotiable. No longer needed.  Recently
married; wife knows everything!


With Smiles,  Danielle Harris, Owner

  READY TO RUMBLE???  http://www.cafemom.com/group/rumbledebate   http://www.cafemom.com/home/Danielle-Harris   
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