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Something to make you smile

Posted by on May. 24, 2009 at 1:24 PM
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To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't .


2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'niture.


3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.


4. To you, they are an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

 

 

by on May. 24, 2009 at 1:24 PM
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theQueenB
by on May. 24, 2009 at 1:26 PM

LOL I love it!!   

Camalotmom
by Group Admin on May. 24, 2009 at 1:35 PM

                                                                        smile big

                                               To keep the smile going

Remember:

 Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

1. Eat less.
2. Don't ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Normally come when called.
5. Never ask to drive the car.
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends.
7. Don't smoke or drink.
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions.
9. Don't want to wear your clothes.
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children!

theQueenB
by on May. 24, 2009 at 1:49 PM

LOL so true! 

Camalotmom
by Group Admin on May. 24, 2009 at 2:36 PM

                                                                       

Dog property laws

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Camalotmom
by Group Admin on May. 24, 2009 at 2:44 PM

Last one.......

                                                       Dog Dictionary

Leash: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him /her to go.

Dog Bed:

Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

Drool:

A liquid which, when combined with sad eyes, forces humans to give you their food. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and get the drool on the human.

Sniff:

A social custom used to greet other dogs, similar to the human exchange of business cards.

Bicycles:

Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

Deafness:

This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

Thunder:

This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

Wastebasket:

This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. It is important to evenly distribute its contents thought the house before your person comes home.

Bath:

If you find something especially good to roll in, humans get jealous, and they use this degrading form of torture to get even. Be sure to shake only when next to a person or a piece of furniture

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