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Dont mess with the children (joke)

Posted by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 3:03 AM
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A young boy comes down for breakfast. 
Since they live on a farm, his Mother asks if he has done his chores. 

"Not yet," said the little boy. 

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. 

Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a chicken. 

When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. 

When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig. 

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. 


How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. 

Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, So you don't get any eggs for a week. 


I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." 

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. 

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,



"You gonna tell him or should I?"

by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 3:03 AM
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baby2zacharias
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 3:56 AM
LMAO! awesome : )
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Just-looney
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 7:49 AM
Hahaha!!!!! LMAO!!
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DanielleK21
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 8:28 AM

 LOL awesome.

d_cohoon
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 8:46 AM

lol

4kidz916
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 8:55 AM

Thanks for that.  I needed a good laugh this morning,

1busymomma03
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 9:38 AM
Bahahahaha That's funny!!
melaniecerise
by on Feb. 9, 2011 at 11:54 AM

oh that is great. very funny. I will tell my husband that

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