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Humorscope Nov 9

Posted by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 3:47 AM
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will watch a lot of TV today. But that's ok, if that's really what you want.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Your butler will return to work today, and pretend as if nothing had happened. It's time for you to compromise, and give up those new argyles. It's for the best, in the long run.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Excellent day to visit a bookstore. Try to find a book named "Make Money With Your Own Worm Farm." You don't need to read it, but it'll be fun to leave around where people will notice it.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Dogs barking. Can't fly without umbrella.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to go around "nudging" people.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
A tomato features in today's cuisine. Sadly, that's going to be your pinnacle of excitement for today.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Good day to take up crime fighting, as a hobby. First, make yourself a really awesome leotard and cape, and maybe some sort of unusual headgear. That's how most of them get started.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You will rest peacefully, and sink into a strange dream. In the dream, you will be playing an odd version of soccer with huge clear balloons, and people will be cheering you on from the sidelines, who are dressed in white formal attire. Don't go into the light. The extra point isn't worth it.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Having trouble sticking to that diet, aren't you? It's even harder when you see all those enticing commercials for fast food on TV. The trick to dealing with those is to use your imagination - mayonaisse becomes shaving cream, a burger becomes coompressed compost, and everything else is coated with synthetic motor oil. Which, these days, is pretty close to the truth.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Excellent time for you to reconsider your choice of employment. Are you working towards a specific goal, or are you merely drifting? Are you temperamentally suited to your current career? Remember: money isn't everything. It could well be that you'd be much happier in a job where you could dress up as a giant chicken. In fact, in your case, that's virtually certain.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You just need to start believing in yourself. Try getting other people to clap their hands, if they believe in you.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You should give your car a name, so people will be more impressed when you give them a ride. I think you should call yours "The Federation Starship Intrepid". And always do that little two-finger wave and say "engage", when you start off, of course.

by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 3:47 AM
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daiseymae2
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 5:32 AM
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LOL Very tempting to do!

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Excellent day to visit a bookstore. Try to find a book named "Make Money With Your Own Worm Farm." You don't need to read it, but it'll be fun to leave around where people will notice it.
melaniecerise
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:01 AM

Aquarius- that might look a little funny, but I could try it

sillymommy521
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:04 AM
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Dogs barking. Can't fly without umbrella.

4kidz916
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 8:07 AM
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

A tomato features in today's cuisine. Sadly, that's going to be your pinnacle of excitement for today

AllThatBabyJazz
by on Nov. 9, 2011 at 7:51 PM

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Your butler will return to work today, and pretend as if nothing had happened. It's time for you to compromise, and give up those new argyles. It's for the best, in the long run.
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