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Humorscope Dec 3

Posted by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 5:32 PM
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will discover a large deposit of gold, when you're out on a stroll. Unfortunately, wealth will not make you happy.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Today you will break all the resolutions you made yesterday, and you will grin.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Today you will go into the prosthetic forehead business, having heard that everyone wants a prosthetic forehead to wear on their real forehead. It would be a good idea to do your own market research, in this case, before sinking all your savings in this venture.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Today you will develop a type of rubber overshoe that looks like dinosaur's feet. They will become wildly popular, after your appearance on the Letterman show.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will spend a lot of time contemplating four-dimensional space. Unfortunately, you'll keep getting distracted by things popping into non-existance around you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will dream about arrows without points, tonight, and it will have a deeply spiritual significance for you. You won't know what to make of the episode with the lime jello, though.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Good day to make Mexican food. Just don't drink the water.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Bad day to tease a yak.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today is not a good day to be yourself. In fact, that might even be dangerous. Be someone else, until further notice.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask youself if you really need that howitzer, or if you just think it'd be fun to have.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You will join the ranks of the hipster cognoscienti. It'll be fun at first, but later you'll start secretly craving casseroles, and it will eventually become such an intolerable pressure that you'll abandon your pale, pierced friends with the clever haircuts and move to Minnesota.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Bad day to call someone a "whiney gen-x cybercowboy". Tomorrow's better, for that one.

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MistressMinerva
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 7:24 PM
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
You will join the ranks of the hipster cognoscienti. It'll be fun at first, but later you'll start secretly craving casseroles, and it will eventually become such an intolerable pressure that you'll abandon your pale, pierced friends with the clever haircuts and move to Minnesota.
Mrs.wilcox01
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 7:28 PM
I am feb 18.


Quoting MistressMinerva:

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

You will join the ranks of the hipster cognoscienti.
It'll be fun at first, but later you'll start secretly craving
casseroles, and it will eventually become such an intolerable pressure
that you'll abandon your pale, pierced friends with the clever haircuts
and move to Minnesota.

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MistressMinerva
by on Dec. 3, 2011 at 7:30 PM

I'm January 26

Quoting Mrs.wilcox01:

I am feb 18.


Quoting MistressMinerva:

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

You will join the ranks of the hipster cognoscienti.
It'll be fun at first, but later you'll start secretly craving
casseroles, and it will eventually become such an intolerable pressure
that you'll abandon your pale, pierced friends with the clever haircuts
and move to Minnesota.


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