Humorscope February 15

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 Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Strange things continue to happen. Today you will put on a long-sleeved shirt, only to discover

 that the sleeves now extend past your fingertips. You didn't say anything inappropriate to an

elderly British gentleman with strange green eyes, recently? Let's hope not.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You will combine a therapeutic technique based on rapid eye movement with yoga postures,

 creating something that looks so silly, passers by will actually fall over laughing.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

In one of those amusing mix-ups that happen so frequently in modern life, a friend of yours will

have mistaken your reference to "her suit" and thought you said "hirsute." Still, this may prove a

little awkward.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You will believe a completely rediculous hoax about a computer virus today, and everyone will

tease you mercilessly.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Good day to count your blessings. Both of them.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You are about to have an idea of almost mind-boggling brilliance. Try to remain calm.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Good day to use nautical terms in ordinary situations, and to refer to the different sides of your

building as "port" and "starboard".

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Nothing unusual today. Unless you count that episode with the iguana...

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You will attain your dream of having your own cooking show, but it will become tiresome when

you have to battle your way past people dressed as chickens to get into the studio each day.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Someone will tell you that you "run funny". Just ignore them. (And be very glad they didn't see you

throwing a baseball.)

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

You will attempt to single-handedly bring the "Spaghetti Western" back from obscurity. Your first film

will be "A Fistful of Noodles", in which an aging Clint Eastwood rides into town. This time, however,

 he will resolve the differences between the Baxters and the Rojos by inviting them all over for a

nice pasta dinner.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Remember that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Normally that's not

a big deal, but since your accounting department just changed its name to "The Mongol Horde", you might take notice.

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Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You are about to have an idea of almost mind-boggling brilliance. Try to remain calm.

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

In one of those amusing mix-ups that happen so frequently in modern life, a friend of yours will

have mistaken your reference to "her suit" and thought you said "hirsute." Still, this may prove a

little awkward.