Humorscope Feb 17

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Friday, February 17, 2012

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell." -- Aldous Huxley

 

 

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Go find something flat, and scribble on it. People have been doing that for tens of thousands of years, and it's mostly been ok.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Excellent day to study gastroenterology, or possibly to go bowling.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Good day to bring home an insectivore as a pet.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You are about to start a band, with friends, which will be called "Rainy Daze." You will choose that name primarily because one of your group simply doesn't care for "Clenched Buttocks" as a band name.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

It will occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had actually said "The geek shall inherit the earth", but was just misquoted? Then you'll think of Bill Gates. Then you'll start to worry.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You've been finding that the best-laid plans of mice and men often go astray. Or is that awry? Awiggly? It's something along those lines. Anyway, the thing to do is to fire your mice.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Excellent time to make up your own names for kitchen implements. You'll discover that you don't have nearly enough sticklers, but that you have every reason to be proud of your flatula.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

In a stroke of pure marketing genius, you will start a company to sell fresh-roasted peanut butter door-to-door. Your sales people may find the peanut costumes a bit uncomfortable, at first, however.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Good day to discuss zoospores (motile usually naked and flagellated asexual spores, especially of an alga or lower fungus) with casual acquaintances.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Today you will put your foot down, regarding your turn at dinner preparation versus dining out. In other words, "if you aren't broke, don't fix it."

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Today you'll become incensed at the thought that you missed out on all the fun during the 60's and 70's, and will change your name to "Sunflower" in protest.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Good time to compliment your friends. If you can't think of anything else to say, tell them they're looking "very buff". That will leave them pleased, but slightly uneasy, and they'll spend a lot of time looking in the mirror.

[friendlymom5]

love these!!! lmao!

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Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Good day to bring home an insectivore as a pet.

[fineyouguyswin]

sooooo we shouldn't eat out tonight :O)

[melaniecerise]

aquarius- I might actually do that. I actually have been using terms from the 50s