You Know You Are a Mom..., Spring Party Game #5

[gacgbaker]

Help me to finish this statement...

You Know You are a Mom When...

Here are a few to get us started:

1. … you can no longer wear black, for fear of massive spit up marks
2. …you sing “Dora Dora Dora the Explorer” in the shower.
3. … you believe that macaroni and cheese should become it’s own food group.
4. … play dates have taken over your life!
5. …you sing to the Elmo CD that is playing on your radio long after you’ve dropped your children off at daycare.
6. …you can’t wait to hug your own kids after you see something troubling on the news.
7. …you lick your finger to wipe the face of a child AND suddenly stop when you realize that child ISN’T YOURS!
8. …your baby is sick down your front. It misses your t-shirt and trickles down your chest and you are actually happy – because now it saves you having to rake around trying to find anything remotely keen to wear.
9. …you reach into your pocket and pull out a crayon, a matchbox car and a dirty sock.
10. …you have no issues sniffing another person’s butt for a poopie diaper.

[annaica]

 

Quoting gacgbaker:

1. … you can no longer wear black, for fear of massive spit up marks
2. …you sing “Dora Dora Dora the Explorer” in the shower.
3. … you believe that macaroni and cheese should become it’s own food group.
4. … play dates have taken over your life!
5. …you sing to the Elmo CD that is playing on your radio long after you’ve dropped your children off at daycare.
6. …you can’t wait to hug your own kids after you see something troubling on the news.
7. …you lick your finger to wipe the face of a child AND suddenly stop when you realize that child ISN’T YOURS!
8. …your baby is sick down your front. It misses your t-shirt and trickles down your chest and you are actually happy – because now it saves you having to rake around trying to find anything remotely keen to wear.
9. …you reach into your pocket and pull out a crayon, a matchbox car and a dirty sock.
10. …you have no issues sniffing another person’s butt for a poopie diaper.

 hilarious!!!

11. when you yell at the kids on the playground for not following playground rules.

[Lapis_Lazuli]

12. ...when the disgusting little things that horrified you before kids are now precious when yours do it.

13. ...when you have to dump out a purse full of pacifiers, extra wipes, boogie wipes, snacks, drinks, loveys, keys, toys, crayons, and a thousand other sundries EVERY TIME you need to find your wallet, keys, or phone.

[SarahBethK]

Yeah I was gonna say having diapers, pacifiers, and bottles in your purse.

 

[mum2twingirls]

14... when you get about 3 consecutive hours sleep and consider that a great nights sleep

[Lapis_Lazuli]

Lmho, that is really funny (and so true!!)

how about--

15. ...when you are suddenly intensely interested in what everyone else names their babies! 

Quoting mum2twingirls:

14... when you get about 3 consecutive hours sleep and consider that a great nights sleep

[mum2twingirls]

16 ... You can't wait to get out of the store with the kids before the meltdown begins and while at the register you realize their favorite lovey is missing, you get out of line and frantically search the store for the lovey because you know this meltdown in the store will be nothing compared to the ride home with out it

[Garionsmommy]

17:  When you try to put on your shoes and have to dump out Cheerios.  I actually had this happen today.

[Lapis_Lazuli]

18. ...when every little victory is celebrated greatly =)

[EarthMommy10]

19. When you hear "Mom" in the store and you and 5 other women turn around and say "Yes?" only to realize your kid is not with you at the store but at home or in school.