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Are You Organizationally Challenged??

By Lara | October 24, 2007

1. Do you make panic runs to the garbage can for fear that someone has thrown away something “important”?

2. Could you feed a family of four for more than two weeks from supplies found inside your sofa?

3. Have you put off purchasing a refrigerator until you can find a self-cleaning model?

4. Have you written to Dow to ask how you can get your Janitor in a Drum out?

5. When you hear the phrase “cleanliness is next to…” do you fill in the blank with “impossible”?

6. Do you own more than 5 sets of keys you had made when the current set was “missing in action”?

7. Is there something growing inside your refrigerator that puts your houseplants to shame?

8. Have you ever put off a diet because you lost the book?

9. Do you put off redecorating the den because you haven’t seen the floor in so long that you’ve forgotten what color the carpeting is?

10. Do you know laundry can reproduce in a hamper?

11. Do you have at least three bags of “stuff to sort later” stashed somewhere in the house?

12. Have you ever lost something in your bedroom, like the bed?

13. When visitors suggest that they’ll throw their coats on the bed, do you offer to set up a cot in the hall?

14. Does your storage system consist of 30 boxes marked “miscellaneous”?

15. Have you ever gone to put up the holiday decorations, only to discover that you hadn’t taken them down from last year?

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I Don’t…

By Lara | August 25, 2007

I don’t do windows because …
I love birds

and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible (plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because …
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean

because …
I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because …
I don’t want to get in God’s way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because …
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because …
I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because …
I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press”.

[rachelwilliams]

That was so very nice of you to post this about me. Truly I didnt know you knew so much about me. But as I see you really do pay attention to me. And that means alot! That you really KNOW ME. And what I am about! Thank you again!

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