*BORROWED FROM ANOTHER GROUP*(Game also known as fortunately/unfortunately in some groups.)
This is just a silly little game. Someone makes a wish. The following post-er "twists" the wish so that something goes wrong with it, then makes their own wish. So on and so forth...
Example: I wish for a new house.
Next post: As you are watering your lawn the water pipes bust and floods your house, destroying your floors and walls! My wish is to lose weight.
Third post: You look so great that your SO is so jealous all the time and can't stand it, so he leaves you! My wish is that.....(get it?)
So someone start us off with their wish!!
I wish that I will get all A's in my classes this semester!
Your self cleaning house works so well, that it bars your family from entering because it sees your family as the reason it is messy. Your family is now "dirt" that is removed permanitly from the house.
I wish that someone paid my way through school.
You get your school payed for but it was by Dad which means he couldn't pay for the store, his meds, or Mom's meds, or Danae's meds. So you have to move back in with them and take care of them because Dad can't live with out his. And well, have fun with Mom and Danae and no meds and no Dad!!!
My wish is for a new computer.
(I was worried about this game getting mean, but I should have realized it was right up our alley!! These actually had my LOLing!!!)
You get your new computer, but you spend so much money on it you have to use it for work purposes and don't get to spend any time with Mimi or clean your house!
My wish is for my house to be repainted.
Your house gets repainted but, by the boys and Jason as your Mother's day gift in the worse possible color and not the best paint job!! It is dripping everywhere, and of course, they get in in the house all over your new furniture, movies, books, clothes, spa stuff (how did they get it INSIDE the new salts?? and GASP! ON YOUR NEW PICTURES!!!
Plus, now Jason thinks that it was such a great gift for him to give he counts it as your birthday present too!! And you don't get anything else.
My wish is for no more headaches.
You get your house repainted all right... Hot pink... EVERY room! The paint is so bright that you need MORE migrain meds, meaning that your family can no longer afford to eat because mommy is popping pain pills every other hour.
I wish that I had a million dollars.
(This are suppose to be "twisted wishes". That painting thing could really happen!!)
You finally realize the cause of your headaches is due to external causes, mainly stress but also the type of lights used with modern technology. The best neurologist in the country says they will stop if you never shop-due to all the flourescents, get on the computer, watch TV, edit pictures-duh, the computer/camera pixels. And to eliminate stress you need to leave your husband!
My wish is for my lawn to finally grow in so the kids will quit playing in mud!
My wish is for my lawn to finally grow in so the kids will quit playing in mud!
Your lawn finally grows, and grows, and grows... and now you don't have to worry about your kids in the mud but ticks and bugs, and snakes, and mice! Plus, when was the last time you seen Carter? Didn't he go out there early this morning? You husband has been trying to mow it for a week now and got fired because he couldn't get the car out.
My wish is for there to not be mice in my house.
The mice are gone, but what you didn't realize was they were keeping the crazy spider population under control in your home. So now they are taking over everything. Laying eggs, spiderwebs, and biting you and Mimi! Multiplying faster than a mouse or two ever thought about!
My wish is for Davis to be less aggressive.
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- mom2-2crazyboys
on May. 4, 2009 at 11:26 AM