Here's one that you just finish someone's sentence. Then you add your first half to a sentence that someone will finish and so forth.
If I were a turtle I would.....
If I were a turtle I would stay far away from DAVIS!!
If I were the president....
If I were a pet I would ..... eat all I wanted then find somewhere comfy to sleep all day.
If I could dance....
If I could change the gas prices I would lower them so I could afford to go more places!!
If I could throw a party for someone it would be
If I could throw a party it would be so grand for all the ladies, we would be driven by a chauffeur to the beach and play in the water or lay around on the sand until dark then have a big campfire and someone serving us a great dinner. Then go in to our condo to a spa with people there to massage and pamper us. And the rest of the night sit around and talk.
If the president would call I would tell him...
If the president would call I would say, "Hey, what are you calling me for? You really are running the country into the ground that you yourself has to call some stay at home mother of one to talk!! How about starting up new jobs or bringing the factories out of other countries into ours so we could spread the wealth alittle? Trust me and my sister we know there is enough land out here for a factory!! LOL! (I would be nervously giggling)." Then if he was still on the line... I would explain all the problems I find with the educations system and how that is hurting our economy too. So maybe he could quit giving our money to the wealthy and start making a difference, excuse me "change".
If I was stuck in the elevator for hours with a lady going into labor I would...
IF I were stuck in an elevator with a lady going into labor I would totally freak out... I mean I've only SEEN two people give birth what do I know!!
If I won the lottery the first thing I would spend it on....
If I won the lottery (which I never play) I would tithe off the top and then start paying bills and getting the things we and our daughters need. Houses, cars, business set up for Paul and a shop for Jason to paint and sell his paintings. Set up Darlena photo place. See what the other two is interested in. Danae to a good treatment program. Find a family that truely needed help. Fix up our home. things like that.
If I could travel I would...
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I love....,but I hate....!
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on May. 13, 2009 at 5:26 PM