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About ☆ The Machine ☆

Step right up and listen
Welcome to the show
Sign on the x to sell your soul

It's so automatic
the daily grind is so traumatic
who you are , they'll never know.

Day in day out,
give it all or do without

Being in this group can save your soul,
soul, soul, soul, soul

Welcome to The Machine
Once it sucks you in you'll never leave!

Life grinds you up and spits you out...

After all you're just a piece of meat!

So, Welcome to The Machine!!!
Once you take a hit you'll NEVER leave!!!

That is right this is the one group that
is your escape from the daily grind!!!

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Group Guidelines/Participation Tips

We are all adults but sometimes we will get pissed off and name call just out of fustration!  We will however, not allow cussing directly at each other.  ex: You fucking bitch or you cock sucking whore. (get the picture).

In this group we read for content not look for shit to bitch about... If you automatically see something you do not like, take a moment to to ask for clarification.  Chances are if you go by automatic assumption you typically make a "ass" of yourself.

We are a group of mixed beliefs and backgrounds. We can discuss our differences but recruiting is is pointless so do not try it!

No insulting anyones children or family...they are not here to defend themselves! 

The following guidelines are mandatory for ALL GROUPS. They are in addition to any group guidelines created by the group owner:

  • Slurs, stereotyping, and hate speech are not tolerated.
  • Don't annoy others by posting the same thing again and again within the same group or across multiple groups.
  • No "ganging up on" or "calling out" other members or other groups on CafeMom. This includes identifying and negatively bashing another CafeMom member or group.
  • No nudity, except for breastfeeding and birthing pictures.
  • Photographs or images of abortion are not permitted.
  • If you suspect that someone on the site is an imposter or not legitimate, do not post about it. Report the problem to CafeMom Team and we will deal with it.
  • Don't threaten anyone else.
  • Discussion of CafeMom's policies is only allowed in the CafeMom Discussion Group.

Now that all the formalities are out of the way... Come on in and WELCOME TO THE MACHINE!!!

All CafeMom Groups must adhere to the CafeMom Group Guidelines, in addition to any of their own guidelines.

Group Policies

Who can view forum posts in this group?

  • ❤In ♥the♥ begining❤: Group Members Only
  • ☮Home☯ Sweet ☯Home☮: Group Members Only
  • ☠☤Dr Feelgood☤☠: Group Members Only
  • Guys, Guys, Guys: Group Members Only
  • ☠Knock em Dead Kid!!☠: Group Members Only
  • ♨Red Hot♨: Group Members Only

Who can view your group's member list?

Group Members Only

Who can create photo albums?

Group Members Only

Who can create events?

Group Administrators Only

Does this group show up publicly in the group directory?

No

Do new members need to have their applications approved by a group administrator to join?

Yes, group administrators will review and approve each member

Do you want to enable photo security? Photo security disables "right-clicking" on images to save them

No

Welcome to CafeMom
join our community and talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

We won't show your age or birthday to anyone unless you want us to!