How it works: I will wish for something. The next person says "Wish granted but..." and ruins it somehow and then wishes for something else...
ME: I wish for a million dollars.
Next person: Wish granted, but you can't spend any of it on yourself.
I wish for....
So, I'll start.
I wish for a maid to come to my house once a week, free of charge, to do all the dirty chores I hate.