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A little fun at Tigers' expense....LOL

Posted by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 3:16 PM
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 It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
 
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
 
Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."
 
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
 
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
 
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
 
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
 
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
 
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
 
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
 
Johnny is even madder than before.
 
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
 
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
 
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
 
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
 
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
 
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
 
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

by on Dec. 14, 2009 at 3:16 PM
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angelaaber
by New Member on Dec. 18, 2009 at 8:00 PM

LMAO I love Tiger but that was funny!

tscritch
by Silver Member on Dec. 18, 2009 at 8:17 PM

bouncing 

ninajo
by on Dec. 18, 2009 at 8:20 PM

Loved it very funny....

Do you know the difference between Santa and Tiger?



Santa stops after only three  HO--Ho---Ho's

MERRY CHRISTMAS.....

rwklk
by Member on Dec. 18, 2009 at 8:21 PM

Thats too funny 




Amindanao
by New Member on Dec. 18, 2009 at 8:22 PM

lmao

rlemde
by on Dec. 18, 2009 at 8:25 PM


Quoting tscritch:

bouncing 


PotteryLady
by New Member on Dec. 21, 2009 at 1:32 PM

I was has having a horrible Monday and morning and this made me smile.  Thanks

 

survivorinohio
by René on Dec. 21, 2009 at 1:34 PM

LOL I enjoyed that.  Thank you very much!

               

How far you go in life depends on your being: tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of both the weak and strong.  Because someday in life you would have been one or all of these.  GeorgeWashingtonCarver


cherry41089
by on Dec. 21, 2009 at 1:51 PM

laughing


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