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Monday/Holiday Humor...

Posted by on Jan. 18, 2010 at 2:29 PM
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The Worlds Shortest Books. 

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING  

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY  

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. 

Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA

by  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL 

by  Hillary Clinton  

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Sequel: 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY 

By Bill  Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE 

by  Osama Bin Laden  

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THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD 

by Bill Gates  

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THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY 

by Dennis Rodman   

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 

by Al Gore & John Kerry   

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES 

by Dr. J.. Kevorkian  

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......  

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel  

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 

by Mike Tyson  

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THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY  

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS 

by O. J. Simpson  

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY 

by Ted Kennedy  

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MY BOOK OF MORALS 

by Bill Clinton with introduction 

by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! 

By Nancy Pelosi 




by on Jan. 18, 2010 at 2:29 PM
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Peanutx3
by Ruby Member on Jan. 18, 2010 at 2:37 PM

rolling on floor

Talee
by Gold Member on Jan. 18, 2010 at 2:40 PM

Ha!

mamadixon
by Gold Member on Jan. 18, 2010 at 2:41 PM

This is beautiful...thanks woman!

you rock

survivorinohio
by René on Jan. 18, 2010 at 2:54 PM

LOL  thanks I needed that!

               

How far you go in life depends on your being: tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of both the weak and strong.  Because someday in life you would have been one or all of these.  GeorgeWashingtonCarver


cherry41089
by on Jan. 18, 2010 at 3:32 PM

lol

tericared
by on Jan. 18, 2010 at 4:54 PM

sorry  I dont see the humor

eaglemama2
by Silver Member on Jan. 18, 2010 at 6:45 PM

rolling on floorthanks for the giggle, lol

Malapertinent
by on Jan. 18, 2010 at 8:51 PM


Quoting tericared:

sorry  I dont see the humor

Ohh noooo!  Not the bitter beer face again!!!


 



vlester
by Bronze Member on Jan. 19, 2010 at 11:11 AM

WOW some of this was pure trash and not funny at all

survivorinohio
by René on Jan. 19, 2010 at 11:14 AM

Irony isnt always comfy but its there...

And BTW I like some of the people on the list, but I see the irony.

               

How far you go in life depends on your being: tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of both the weak and strong.  Because someday in life you would have been one or all of these.  GeorgeWashingtonCarver


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