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Joke of the Day, thought this was cute

Posted by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 10:12 AM
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- EVER WONDER

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- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

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- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

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- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

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- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

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- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid

- made with real lemons?

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- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

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- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

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- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

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- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

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- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why

- don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

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- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

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- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

by on Aug. 31, 2010 at 10:12 AM
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SEEKEROFSHELLS
by Platinum Member on Aug. 31, 2010 at 10:20 AM

  Thanks for the post, got me to smile this morning!

doodlepuss
by Member on Aug. 31, 2010 at 10:57 AM

Funny.  Thank you for a good laugh when I need it.

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