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A Christmas Joke (not for Prudes,Small children, for people drinking or eating NSFW either)

Posted by on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:09 PM
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It's Christmas at a normal family's home.... 4 year old sister, mom, dad, 16 year old sister and 14 year old brother.

Mom's in the kitchen stuffing the turkey. All of a sudden the turkey falls off the counter and Mom screams, "FUCK!"

The little girl says "Mommy, what does 'fuck' mean?"
Franticly mom says, "Ummm, it's just what I'm doing to the turkey."

"Ok," says the little girl, then goes upstairs and sees dad shaving in the bathroom. All of a sudden he cuts himself and shouts, "SHIT!"

Little girl asks, "Daddy what does 'shit' mean?"
He answers, "Ummm, its just the white stuff on my face."
"Ok" she says, then she goes to her older sister's room and sees her on her cell phone, hearing her say "What? REALLY!? THOSE BITCHES AND BASTARDS!!!!!!!"

The little girl asks "Melissa, what does 'bitches and bastards mean'?"

Quickly, her older sister answers, "They're just other words for people."

"Ok" says the little girl, then she goes to her bro's room and sees him looking at a gay porno magazine.
She hears him say, drooling, as he's slowly rubbing his cock through his jeans. "Wow..... look at those dicks and balls!"

The little girl says "Tony, what does 'dicks and balls' mean?"

She surprises him and he quickly drags the covers over him, then answers, "They're just other words for scarfs and sweaters."

"Ok" says the little girl, then hears the doorbell ring. She opens the door to some of her mom and dad's friends and welcomes them, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Please hang your dicks and balls on the rack. Daddy's in the bathroom wiping shit off his face and Mommy's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"

by on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:09 PM
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Euphoric
by Bazinga! on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:25 PM

 lmao

o0orange0o
by Melani on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:29 PM

LOL

MLozano
by Member on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:31 PM
Lol
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barnwell84
by Member on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:36 PM

Hahahahah!

Arroree
by Ruby Member on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:39 PM

LOL

silvercrow
by on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:45 PM

:)

Erimar23
by Gold Member on Nov. 26, 2011 at 10:48 PM

sidesplittinglaughter

tscritch
by Silver Member on Nov. 26, 2011 at 11:00 PM

hahahahaha!!!

abashamberry
by Member on Nov. 26, 2011 at 11:03 PM

 ROF LMMFAO!!!!

pixie92
by Platinum Member on Nov. 26, 2011 at 11:08 PM

LMAO!!!!!!

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