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This Bi*&h called me a GOAT! *Bible verses ahead*

Posted by on Feb. 13, 2012 at 12:55 PM
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I was talking to pp about the bible. She said that it was a lot of metaphors, not to be taken literally. I laughed and said yes, if that was the case didn't Jesus call us sheep?

Then this "Christian" said He called His followers sheep. I think you're a goat. Matthew 25:31-46 Link

Basically it said that when the time comes, Jesus will seperate the sheep and the goats. The sheep were good people who helped their fellow man. Gave food, shelter, showed kindness, ect and they'll go the heaven. The Goats were assholes who didn't help anybody so they're going to hell.

Wtf? I just got called a goat that's going to hell? I have to say,that's one of the strangest insults I've been called on here. LOL

Posted by on Feb. 13, 2012 at 12:55 PM
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LindaClement
by Group Mod - Linda on Feb. 13, 2012 at 12:58 PM

Oooh, I like it!

Are you a nanny goat, or one of the kids?

A billy goat in disguise?

AmmuJSE
by Ammu on Feb. 13, 2012 at 12:59 PM
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sarcasm I happen to like goats :) 

paganbaby
by Group Mod-Teflon Don on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:02 PM
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Ha ha ha!

I'm billy goat gruff X-D

Quoting LindaClement:

Oooh, I like it!

Are you a nanny goat, or one of the kids?

A billy goat in disguise?


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paganbaby
by Group Mod-Teflon Don on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:03 PM
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Quoting AmmuJSE:

sarcasm I happen to like goats :) 


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Veni.Vidi.Vici.
by Vee on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:04 PM

naaaaaaaaaah.....said in my best nanny goat imitation

Tanya93
by Platinum Member on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:05 PM
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so you mock the beliefs of people and then get upset about a reaction?

LindaClement
by Group Mod - Linda on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:05 PM
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The difference between sheep and goats is how easy they are to get to do what you want.

Sheep are, well, sheep --they'll follow nearly anyone, they're easy to herd.

Goats, otoh, are not sheep. They're noted for their stubborn bloodymindedness and their fierce independence....

... and their naturally homogenized milk.

paganbaby
by Group Mod-Teflon Don on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:07 PM

I wasn't mocking anything.

Quoting Tanya93:

so you mock the beliefs of people and then get upset about a reaction?


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Tanya93
by Platinum Member on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:07 PM
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yeah


keep thinking that....

paganbaby
by Group Mod-Teflon Don on Feb. 13, 2012 at 1:08 PM
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Well I am known for my naturally homogenized milk...

Quoting LindaClement:

The difference between sheep and goats is how easy they are to get to do what you want.

Sheep are, well, sheep --they'll follow nearly anyone, they're easy to herd.

Goats, otoh, are not sheep. They're noted for their stubborn bloodymindedness and their fierce independence....

... and their naturally homogenized milk.


Lilypie - Personal pictureLilypie Breastfeeding tickers

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