Mitt Romney is putting me on his Payment Plan? or are these love notes?
Yes. Yes he is. My ds ( my high-schooler) desperately wanted a Romney tee shirt. Because of the good mother that I am, I agreed to allow DS to use my credit card to purchase the Romney Tee shirt. DS paid me cash, including shipping. But ever since purchasing that damn shirt, Willard has been sending me these quite personal little notes with the last sentence always being, give me money. He was ok with whatever I sent him. He even had an "other" box in case my donation of under $30 or over $500 did not fit into my budget. But see, I can call him Willard because we are on a first basis now. He calls me by my first name as well in all the letters he writes to me.
Now however, he has taken it one step too far. Too far I tell ya'! I just receievd in the mail a monthly coupon book beginning on July 20th and commencing bi-weekly thereafter, I am to send to him $30 in the enclosed envelopes he also provided. The cheap ba$tard that ol' Willy is- he couldn't even add the damn stamp! Not only has Willy put me on a bi-weekly payment plan, not only has he made out the coupons marked $30 and then was thoughtful enough to include self-addressed envelopes- he couldn't include stamps!!!!????? WTF?
But, maybe I should forgive Willy his over sight...he DID put pre-made little notes on each coupon which will get back to him with my payment plan. Such things as: " You can count on my contiuned help" and the the second one:" Mitt, Keep up the good work this summer." and then the third love note he pre-wrote for me to send to him: "Mitt, good luck heading out of the convention! here's my additional contribution."