Ann Coulter Says Obama’s Base Is ‘Stupid Single Women’

[IhartU]

 

Ann Coulter Says Obama’s Base Is ‘Stupid Single Women’

August 9, 2012

By Justin Acuff

In an interview last night on Fox News’ Hannity, famed conservative columnist Ann Coulter stated that the reason Obama is campaigning with Sandra Fluke (a well-known women’s rights activist) is because his voting base is “stupid single women.”

“I think it’s probably a good sign that Obama is so desperate just to get the base Democratic voter — stupid single women — to vote for him,” she said, “This is good news that he needs to lock up that part of the Democratic vote.”

Apparently she doesn’t know the demographics, actually–Obama’s base is basically anyone who isn’t rich and white, or simply ignorant, as found in several recent polls.

She went on to make the same baseless assumption again, “He’s trying to get the stupid single women voter, which is the Democratic Party base. And I would just say to stupid single women voters, your husband will not be able to pay you child support if Obamacare goes through and Obama is re-elected. You are talking about the total destruction of wealth. It is the end of America as we know it.”

The “end of America” as she knows it, maybe, but that’s hardly a bad thing. Romney has promised both to end Planned Parenthood and the Affordable Healthcare Act, which, while I hardly think any one event can “end America as we know it,” would definitely end healthcare for women as we know it.

[Euphoric]

 Idiot

[krysstizzle]

I think of this every time Ann Coulter opens her dirty mouth:

Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

Written by funwithwords

 

 

   

Topics: Rush Limbaugh, Baby, Ann Coulter, Conservative

Thursday, 11 October 2007

Limbaugh's and Coulter's Newborn Child

New York, New York -- Photos of Ann Coulter's and Rush Limbaugh's newborn baby girl were leaked to the press today despite the couple's wishes to the contrary. 

"I don't know who sold these pictures to the Post," a visibly angry Coulter stated at a hastily arranged news conference today, "but I will say this: the New York Post is going to wish they never knew my name."

Rumors of a possible pregnancy involving these two political blowhards have persisted for months. However, until now both Coulter and Limbaugh have vehemently denied ever having shagged it up in the sack with one another. 

"Folks, I respect Ann for her intelligence and wit -- I'd even enjoy sharing a fine Cuban cigar with her -- but I have never, I repeat never have I ever had sex with that woman," Limbaugh was reported as stating on his radio show back in April of this year when rumors first began to fly. "It's all a bunch of gobbledygook from left-wing wackos," he announced assuringly. 

For both Coulter and Limbaugh, this latest controversy could not have come at a worse time. Coulter has been busy promoting her recently released book, If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans, whilst Limbaugh is still attempting to distance himself from his fairly recent drug related woes. But it is precisely because of Limbaugh's known penchant for narcotics that has fueled speculation concerning the couple's new baby. 

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say that is a crack baby if I ever saw one," observed one anonymous source close to Limbaugh. "He's supposed to be off the drugs by now, but really, how can one possibly explain this?" the source continued.

"That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my life," exclaimed yet another shocked source that worked closely with Coulter on the book, "I'm afraid to even touch it." Another source agreed: "My God, if there's ever existed an excuse for an abortion, this is it." 

It will be noted that immediately after the baby was delivered, the delivery team called in Father Malcolm of Our Lady of Hope Catholic Church in order to perform an exorcism. Pressed about these rather sensational rumors, the doctor (who has requested anonymity) played down their significance, "it was a routine procedure performed out of an abundance of caution is all. This sort of thing happens all the time." 

However, the head nurse, who was clearly shaken by the ordeal, stated that in her 33 years as a nurse she had "never seen anything like that" pulled out from any woman's womb. "We have clergy on staff here at the hospital, but absolutely never have we felt the need to perform an exorcism at the hospital -- especially, and of all places, in the delivery room!" she went on to exclaim.

How and where the photos were taken is still a mystery. However, speculation has it that the pictures were taken just after delivery, and when the child was apparently hastily locked away in a nearby janitorial closet. Yet, a hospital spokesman has denied those reports: "Saint Mary Hospital (SMH) employees are trained professionals. We at SMH are simply appalled at any suggestion that we would not treat each and every one of our patients with the utmost in professional care and respect that they deserve and expect from us."

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[beesbad]

I'm not a republican but the comment below is the exact flip-side of a Coulter comment.

I don't judge people's worthiness to legislate because they happen to be white or happen to be men. Having a vagina or being any color other than white doesn't automatically bestow intelligence or common sense.

Also, the concerns of my vagina have very little to do with how I vote, there are much more important issues that people who 'can think for themselves' should focus on.

Quoting mikiemom:

Any woman that can think for themselves would not be a republican. I'm sorry but if a woman claims she is ok with having old white men legislate her vagina she obviously isn't thinking straight. 

[cjsbmom]

*sigh*
What a fecking idiot. Who thinks anything she says is even relevent?

[ms-superwoman]

When are we going to stop letting ignorant people on TV? Or just take fox news off the air?

[lorenska]

 Agreed. I hardly ever consult my vagina when making important decisions...I try very hard to decide issues based on what's between my ears rather than what's between my legs.

Quoting beesbad:

I'm not a republican but the comment below is the exact flip-side of a Coulter comment.

I don't judge people's worthiness to legislate because they happen to be white or happen to be men. Having a vagina or being any color other than white doesn't automatically bestow intelligence or common sense.

Also, the concerns of my vagina have very little to do with how I vote, there are much more important issues that people who 'can think for themselves' should focus on.

Quoting mikiemom:

Any woman that can think for themselves would not be a republican. I'm sorry but if a woman claims she is ok with having old white men legislate her vagina she obviously isn't thinking straight. 

 

[slashteddy]

If we wanted to take Fox news off the air, there would likely be riots. ;) But you can always watch Canadian news - Fox is completely banned there. Lol!

Quoting ms-superwoman:

When are we going to stop letting ignorant people on TV? Or just take fox news off the air?

[ms-superwoman]

Bring on the Canadian news! Lol

Quoting slashteddy:

If we wanted to take Fox news off the air, there would likely be riots. ;) But you can always watch Canadian news - Fox is completely banned there. Lol!

Quoting ms-superwoman:

When are we going to stop letting ignorant people on TV? Or just take fox news off the air?

[Stephanie329]

She must have a book coming out.

[Raintree]

When did Ann Coulter start supporting Obama?