I went away on a trip for a few days and came back to some terrible news. My 13 year old daughter had given birth. It was a 8lb boy and his name was Christopher Jamar Michael Something James.
I asked her how this could have happened? She said every time she went out with her friends they would steal a car, drive across the border, then she would have sex in the back seat with a boy. She did it 9 times. I was PISSED! I told her that I was going to inject her with birth control so this would never happen again.
I told my mom and she said 52 wasn't too young to be a great grandmother. All my husband had to say about it was, she couldn't keep the baby if her room wasn't clean. My response, "Her room??" "Her room?!?!" "That's all you have to say?!"
Then I woke up,lol.