Come on ladies...let's hear them. Your own personal conspiracy theories you have absolutely no statistics or data to back up, and you openly admit this.
My personal conspiracy theory IS THIS (I'm pretty positive it's true) Every appliance, electronic, car engine etc. has a timer in it. This timer is put in by the manufacturer to go off anywhere from 30 days to 6 months of the warranty expiration. Maybe it's China, maybe it's the United States...idk but I know they do it!!
I know they're out there!!