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the man admitted that he was “sucking on a dildo.”

Posted by on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:36 PM
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Man Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report


Here’s something you rarely see in a police report:

On Monday morning, a Michigan cop reported to a park in response to a 911 call about “a subject in a silver car sucking on a dildo.”

Upon investigation, Sergeant Steve Allen with the Trenton Police Department located a Ford Fusion being driven by a 67-year-old man whose name has been redacted from an incident report.

Peering into the vehicle, Allen “saw a flesh colored dildo lying on the passenger seat.” During questioning, the man admitted that he was “sucking on a dildo.” He added, “I’m sorry.” As seen in the report, those quotes are rendered for some reason in capital letters.

The pensioner “admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” added Allen.

The dildo aficionado was arrested for disorderly conduct in a public park and booked into the Trenton jail on the misdemeanor charge. He has 10 days left to appear for arraignment in District Court.

As for the whereabouts of the dildo, cops noted that it was“confiscated and tagged as evidence #794.”

by on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:36 PM
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mikiemom
by Ruby Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:37 PM
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WTF - was he hurting anyone? why is this even news?

RLT2
by Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:39 PM
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Poor bastard, lol. His name will be the paper now.

maciymommieof3
by Silver Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:39 PM

slow news day?   

Quoting mikiemom:

WTF - was he hurting anyone? why is this even news?


desertlvn
by Silver Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:39 PM

So, there is actually a law about sucking on a dildo?!?!

12hellokitty
by Ruby Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:46 PM



Quoting mikiemom:

WTF - was he hurting anyone? why is this even news?


The incident happened at a public park.  


maciymommieof3
by Silver Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:52 PM

in a public park or public place I suppose there is.

Quoting desertlvn:

So, there is actually a law about sucking on a dildo?!?!


frankiesma530
by Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:54 PM

freakaleak. smh

mikiemom
by Ruby Member on Feb. 16, 2013 at 6:56 PM
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so what? How close would someone have to be to see what he was doing? - Seriously really what the hell is wrong with people - yes the man is a freak but so are the people who give a shit about this.

Quoting 12hellokitty:

 

 

Quoting mikiemom:

WTF - was he hurting anyone? why is this even news?

 

The incident happened at a public park.  

 


 

lga1965
by on Feb. 16, 2013 at 7:01 PM

 Oh for goodness sake.

wickedfiress
by Kellie on Feb. 16, 2013 at 7:39 PM
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Why were people looking in his car?
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