Bat S*** Crazy and other sayings.....*fluff*

[tscritch]

Ok, totally random.

Just thought a light hearted post would be a nice break :-)

I read a post where a mom called another mom batsh*t crazy and I started wondering (not enough to look it up though lol) where the term came from. Is batsh*t crazy? How crazy is it?

What are some other phrases or sayings that make you go hmmmmm...but are in common usage?

[mommy_madilyn]

My aunt used the term "bloomin" in place of curse words like "that 'bloomin' idiot" I always thought that was crazy but now that she is deceased I find it quite funny. Especially when I hear it in her voice cause she had a southern accent.

[tscritch]

 Ha ha ha ha!!! Pockets in underwear.....

 

Quoting canadianmom1974:

My dad has tons of sayings, we call them Hal-isms.

Colder than a witches tit.

As useful as tits on a bull.

All the class of a Click (like Spam) sandwich.

Handy as pockets in underwear.

I don't know where he got them from.

 

[tscritch]

 Very good point.

Quoting wickedfiress:

She "eats like a bird" when talking about someone who eats light...

Birds eat a LOT and often, so it just doesn't make sense. (No caged birds, but wild birds that fly, need a lot of fuel to burn for flight)

 

[mommy_madilyn]

Another thing I've heard and said often is fuck me running. I say it a lot if I make a mistake. I have no idea what's up with that.

[punky3175]

Pockets in underwear would be awesome!

Quoting tscritch:

 Ha ha ha ha!!! Pockets in underwear.....

 

Quoting canadianmom1974:

My dad has tons of sayings, we call them Hal-isms.

Colder than a witches tit.

As useful as tits on a bull.

All the class of a Click (like Spam) sandwich.

Handy as pockets in underwear.

I don't know where he got them from.

 

[tscritch]

 That's a funny image in my brain now! lol

 

Quoting mommy_madilyn:

Another thing I've heard and said often is fuck me running. I say it a lot if I make a mistake. I have no idea what's up with that.

 

[mommy_madilyn]

Lol my dh will say ok take your clothes off and run like hell. I've never really thought of what it would look like but what I'm seeing is pretty darn crazy

Quoting tscritch:

 That's a funny image in my brain now! lol

 

Quoting mommy_madilyn:

Another thing I've heard and said often is fuck me running. I say it a lot if I make a mistake. I have no idea what's up with that.

 

[terpmama]

I've always liked "guano psychosis" 

[terpmama]

About as useful as a bike to a fish... 

Dont teach your grandmother to suck eggs...

Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch...

that family tree don't fork...

[TruthSeeker.]

 Douche Canoe

 Twat Waffle

 These are terms I learned on CM.