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You Have Been Warned!

Posted by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 4:49 PM
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Eating too much can make you fat

Eating too little could kill you

Eating sugar is poisonous to your health

Eating fake sugar is poisonous to your health

Breathe at your own risk

Drink water at your own risk

Fluoride is bad for you

No fluoride will result in crumbly teeth

Vaccinations kill and maim

Not vaccinating can kill your child from a preventable illness

Peanuts can be deadly to your neighbor

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and take Tylenol

Don't drink more than a drink or two

Don't drink more than a couple of times a week

Drink every day one glass of wine for best effect

Drive at your own risk

Walk at your own risk

Beware sidewalk cracks

Dairy is full of snot

No dairy means crumbly bones

Eat organic

Don't eat organic

Movies, music, and television will rot your brain

Video games kill

Guns don't kill

Consider yourself warned and have a nice day.

Don't sue me if you don't.

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SuperChicken
by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:15 PM

Dairy is full of snot? Ick.

romalove
by Roma on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:27 PM


Quoting SuperChicken:

Dairy is full of snot? Ick.

According to a well known vegan book.  

Bieg9093
by Bronze Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:32 PM

 

Quoting SuperChicken:

Dairy is full of snot? Ick.

 That's the one that jumped off the page at me too!

PamR
by Pam on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:32 PM
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That about sums it up.

lga1965
by Ruby Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:33 PM
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LOL, okay :-).
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FrogSalad
by Sooze on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:36 PM
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Thank you!

glitterteaz
by Ruby Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:41 PM

left a lot out

romalove
by Roma on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:43 PM


Quoting glitterteaz:

left a lot out

Feel free to add to my list!

ZsMommy
by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:45 PM
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Pus...not snot. LOL and blood too from cracked cow teets!

Now ya know ;)

Quoting SuperChicken:

Dairy is full of snot? Ick.


SlingsAndThings
by Bronze Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 5:45 PM
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I'm cool with dairy being full of snot. 

Oh you who have believed, seek help through patience and prayer. Indeed, Allah is with those who are patient-


Al Quran 2-153


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