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Eating too much can make you fat

Eating too little could kill you

Eating sugar is poisonous to your health

Eating fake sugar is poisonous to your health

Breathe at your own risk

Drink water at your own risk

Fluoride is bad for you

No fluoride will result in crumbly teeth

Vaccinations kill and maim

Not vaccinating can kill your child from a preventable illness

Peanuts can be deadly to your neighbor

Don't drink and drive

Don't drink and take Tylenol

Don't drink more than a drink or two

Don't drink more than a couple of times a week

Drink every day one glass of wine for best effect

Drive at your own risk

Walk at your own risk

Beware sidewalk cracks

Dairy is full of snot

No dairy means crumbly bones

Eat organic

Don't eat organic

Movies, music, and television will rot your brain

Video games kill

Guns don't kill

Consider yourself warned and have a nice day.

Don't sue me if you don't.

by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 4:49 PM
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FrogSalad
by Sooze on Feb. 20, 2013 at 8:14 PM
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Someone stop me before I eat white bread!

(Home-made, fresh out of the oven with real, salted butter). 

glitterteaz
by Ruby Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 8:20 PM
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spanking is abuse.

sparing the rod is abuse

sitting too close to the TV will blind you

If you don't have your feet covered in the winter Jack Frost will nip your toes!!!


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by on Feb. 20, 2013 at 8:50 PM
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You can get calcium from sources other than dairy.  :)

FromAtoZ
by AllieCat on Feb. 20, 2013 at 8:52 PM
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Quoting 4music:

 You did not warn us that opinions posted on Cafemom may cause offense to people. 

I am offended that you didn't warn me and hold you responsible for my pain and emotional distress.  I think i have an actionable case here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


PurdueMom
by Sherri on Feb. 20, 2013 at 9:23 PM
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Oh well.  None of us are getting out of this alive.

DivingDiva
by Gold Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 9:25 PM
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Great advice.  I want to add  - your face will freeze that way if you keep making that expression. 

Also -

There is no friend anywhere

There is no enemy anywhere

romalove
by Roma on Feb. 20, 2013 at 9:25 PM


Quoting PurdueMom:

Oh well.  None of us are getting out of this alive.

Five to one baby

One in five

No one here gets

Out alive

DivingDiva
by Gold Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 9:26 PM
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Quoting PurdueMom:

Oh well.  None of us are getting out of this alive.


 LOL.   I was gonna post this one too.

Sisteract
by Whoopie on Feb. 20, 2013 at 9:27 PM
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And NO ONE gets out alive-

Bookwormy
by Platinum Member on Feb. 20, 2013 at 9:30 PM
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It can also cause snot, constipation, anaphylaxis, diarrhea, bloating, gas, & cow methane is killing the planet!


Quoting SlingsAndThings:

I'm cool with dairy being full of snot. 


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