OK...Religious Folks, do you REALLY believe this stuff?
Florida woman finds ‘sign from God' on Goldfish cracker
Patti Burke now keeps her "sign from God" inside an earring case (Florida Today)It's a fishy story, but the woman telling it believes it's pure gold. The Florida resident says the markings she found on a Goldfish cracker are a direct message affirming her Christian faith.
"I believe that it's a sign, a sign from God," Patti Burke told WKMG. "He is still in our life every day, and he wants to show that to his people."
It's not quite manna, but in Burke's eyes it's a manifestation of her faith.
The cracker in question has two markings, or imperfections, on its surface. Burke says the first marking is of a cross with a circle around it. The second marking, near the head of the fish, represents a golden crown.
"When I picked this one up, I knew he was special," she said. "Something I've never seen before out of all the Goldfish I've eaten."
Burke admittedly has been working from a large sample size, consuming between two and three pounds of the crackers per week. She says she eats the small crackers individually, examining each one for the optimal amount of savory coating.
Burke now carries her special cracker in an earring box padded with gauze. But she wasn't immediately convinced it was a sign from God. At first, she thought maybe she had won a special promotion from cracker manufacturer Pepperidge Farm.
"They called me back and said there's no way this could have been printed like that in the factory," Burke told KSAT. "They said it sounds like something miraculous happened and we don't know how it happened."
(That comment has not been confirmed by Pepperidge Farm.)
No one can say exactly when people started seeing notable figures in their food, but it's a phenomenon that has made headlines in the modern era. Last year, a Nebraska woman sold a Chicken McNugget on eBay for $8,100 after becoming convinced it contained the visage of George Washington.
After becoming convinced that the cracker in fact possessed a deeper, spiritual message, Burke brought her sign of faith to her pastor, D. Scott Worth.
"I think it's a sign," Worth told WKMG. "I think it points to, I would hesitate to call it a miracle, but I think it points to the miracle, which is Jesus Christ defeated death. And that's what Easter is all about."
Of course, not every piece of food contains divine inspiration. Just pray you don't end up with a toaster possessed by the Devil.